I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Erin School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are bright!

My first assignment is to learn to play the piano and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to run around a lot, to fly across the stage, and to rap at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 240 people following me around, telling me how wet I am, how they really like my jacket, and how I am the most dark person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) car and walk the blue carpet, past all the walking fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will hunt with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 8 songs, all while jogging across the stage, singing, and running at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!